Nothing fancy here. Just the stuff I would tell you over a coffee before you head out the door. How to get around, how not to get scammed, which apps actually help, and a few Vietnamese words that go further than you would think.
A lot of places do not have an English menu. Point at what looks good, or follow the crowd, they know where the good stuff is. Carry cash. Most street food spots do not take cards, and even 50,000 VND, about two dollars, goes a long way.
| Cảm ơn | Thank you |
| Không | No |
| Ngon quá | So good |
| Trời ơi | Oh my god |
| Mắc quá | Too expensive |
| Ngon vãi | Fucking delicious (slang, use it with friends, not with your host's grandmother) |
| Nóng quá | So hot |
Wherever you fly into, most Vietnam trips route through Saigon at some point. If you are coming through anyway, come walk with me for a morning. I will feed you and explain the traffic.
Heading somewhere specific? Start at the Vietnam guide hub.